Top Ten Reasons Why Being in Love is Better Than Being Single

Dear Readers,
"TOP TEN REASONS WHY BEING IN LOVE IS BETTER THAN BEING SINGLE":

10. No longer hang out with the cheapskates on "Nickel Beer Night".
9. In times of stress, you have someone to turn to before the bag of Hershey's kisses.
8. You have a built-in shoulder to cry on when the hairstylist "tries a new look" on you.
7. Can stop making eyes at neighbor's hot wife.
6. You cry at the mushy cards for Valentine's rather than laughing at their sentimentality.
5. You have someone to make your special chocolate chip cookies for.
4. You actually smile at strangers and little children for no reason whatsoever.
3. Someone to help you find lost keys.
2. You eat better since you want to look thinner naked.
1. "Breakfast in Bed" means more than pouring cat food in a dish next to your sleeping cat.

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