Rejecting Pick-up Lines
Post date: 2006-05-14
Dear Michelle Valentine,
I read your column in December that stated if I send in best or worst pick-up lines, I'll get a free t-shirt if they're printed. I received the following rejections to pick-up lines in email today and thought you would find them cute. You may have heard of some or all of them somewhere before. I hope you print mine!
Susan, Kissimmee
Dear Susan,
Thank you entering the t-shirt giveaway for sending in your best and worst pick-up lines. Of the hundreds of replies that came flooding in through my fax and email, yours was the best!
WAYS TO REJECT PICK-UP LINES
MAN: Haven't we met before?
WOMAN: Yes, I'm the receptionist at the psychiatric ward.
MAN: Want to dance?
WOMAN: No, thank you.
MAN: Don't thank me, thank goodness somebody asked you.
MAN: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
WOMAN: It's in the phone book.
MAN: But I don't know your name.
WOMAN: That's in the phone book, too.
MAN: So, what do you do for a living?
WOMAN: Female impersonator.
GUY: Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason!
GAL: Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!
MAN OR WOMAN: Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
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